Subject: Murderous Intent

Toastmasters, guests, congressmen and senators....
How to get away with....murder.

There has to be, for you, a murderous intent. You can go about it in the usual way.

A bullet placed squarely in the head.

A blunt object, thwacked accoss the noggin'.

Or, stangulation.

In essence, all very fine, you need to wipe off the gun and place it in a deep dark well, or the ocean.

A thwak to the head, you need to rub the goo and blood off of the object.

Or stangulation, a mess to be sure, you could always see the fear of being murdered in the eyes of the suspect.

But, there are other ways to get on with a murder. Lets look at :

Tripping

Poison

or, the car.


A trip in time.

People sustain such injuries by stumbling on stairs; slipping in bathtubs; falling off ladders and step stools; and tripping over garden hoses, dog leashes, and household appliance cords. But what you really need is a trip where they shall fall to there doom. You need to be one with the suspect.

You will need to lull him or her into a feeling of squishiness. Again, tripping from a stairwell can do it, if their bones are frail. But sometimes they hang on, long enough to get you. And that is not what you want.
No far from it. You need to find someplace where the bottom is a mixture of sharp stones where a body falling to it, gets, well, mangled.
Oh, lets see.
A mountain is good, or the sea shore, any place where there are sharp stones when they tumble down to their doom.
You might try just tripping the suspect off of the cliff. And shouting:

" Hang Ten you murderous ramble rouser!!!"

All the while the suspect will be thinking :

"What have I done to deserve this?"

You should hear them go splat when the reach the sharp stones at the bottom of the cliff.

That is a feeling you should cherish forever.

Poison in as poison does,

Throughout human history, intentional application of poison has been used as a method of assassination, murder, suicide and execution.

I prefer cyanide.

You can get it anyplace that specializes it laboratory environments. All you need with the poison is to get a wine glass, or any cocktail, and drop the cyanide into it. Making sure you have the poison in your right hand to offer drink to the suspect. There will be some flaying about as the poison goes down there gullet. You will be able to have your wine or cocktail while the suspect says :

"What have I done to deserve this?".

Car Wash , as it were.

Now with the car you need to, in the middle of the night, climb under the car and snap off the brake lines. You should have a hammer and a chisel and some wrenches. Now if the suspect drives on flat ground, you
could have a problem, in essence the brake line shall go out and they will cost to a stop. What you need are hills, hills with step incline for the car to go over while the suspect says:

"What have I done to deserve this?"

Well you shouldn't have gotten rid of the nanny or the sales associate. I mean, come on! What you want is too pick a spot where you can watch the brake system go out while the car is running down the
mountain. And then watch at the car goes over the cliff, and flames shoot out once the car hits on impact. Maybe even get a scream or two.

Well there you have it, murderous intent by way of tripping, poison or the car.

In essence you really need to think about the murderous intent, and come up the the choice that is YOURS to choose.

Make a day of it.